As a kid I love my coloring books. I was a crayon guy, perhaps because they tasted better than the pencil colors. I remember my first coloring/activity books. What a howl I had whipping through the pages killing away the day. The thrill of coloring and figuring out the puzzles that Barney the fuckin' Dinosaur had in store for me lost its cool appeal as the hair on my nutbag grew out. They just didn't make activity books for big boys and girls...until now, thanks to the good folks at ECW Press and the release of their Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity Book by Aye Jay Morano. This book totally rocks. I dare any serious headbanger to keep a straight face as they connect the dots in Dimbag's goatee. If you think you're worthy to color Black Sabbath in all their Crayola glory, knock yourself out. Just show these hard rockin' superstars some respect and don't pass the lines with your coloring skills. This book is a sure way to get a slacker off his/her ass and piss themselves laughing.